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Best Fan Made Star Wars Movie EVER-‘Next Star Wars’ NSFW

I give the Star Wars franchise tons of sh*t these days, but that’s only because it’s so near and dear to my geeky a*s heart.  It’s safe to say that I haven’t been a big fan of some of the newer entries into the SW franchise, but that’s not the case with ‘Next Star Wars’, which could be the best Star Wars movie since ‘The Empire Strikes Back’.  Imagine if a dyslexic special person wrote the opening crawl, all of the characters are fat white guys, and 90% of the dialogue is either “F*ck You!”, “Suck my d*ck!”, or “F*g”.  That pretty much sums up ‘Next Star Wars’.

It honestly makes no sense whatsoever, but I couldn’t stop laughing at what I was seeing.  There’s something comical about C-3PO and R2 storming the Rebel Blockade Runner while shooting laser beams out of their eyes and saying “F*ck you, suck my d*ck, f*ggot” over and over.  Oh yeah, there’s a great scene that harkins back to the infamous Han Solo “I know” moment from ESB.  For some reason it’s been getting horrible feedback on FunnyorDie.com, but I think this short is a gem.  At least for people that like d*ck, sh*t, and fart jokes!  I really don’t know why it isn’t going over well, damn fanboys!

Check it out below, I promise it’s better than ‘Attack of the Clones’.  I hope it doesn’t die, so check it ASAP!  You’ve never thought you’d hear that many F-words and suck this lines in a Star Wars movie…

 

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjC70DRp7KE

 

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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of EntertainmentBuddha.com where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.