Bullock Files for Divorce and Adopts a Black Baby!
Sandra Bullock has wasted no time separating from Jesse “The Nazi Lover” James. She filed for divorce in Texas on April 23 to make the split official. In the newest issue of People she also announced that she and Jesse secretly adopted a little black baby named, Louis Bardo Bullock. Unfortunately, it looks like another African-American baby won’t have a Daddy. There’s a ton of white babies without Daddies too, so don’t go calling me prejudice.
At least baby Lou’s Mom is rich as hell, and is America’s sweetheart. I think this little guy will do just fine. This whole scene makes you wonder why Elin hasn’t left Tiger yet. Sandy didn’t F’ around. She dumped Jesse faster than a geezer passes a glass full of Metamucil, but Elin seems to be hanging on for something, cha-ching.
It sounds like the Nazi issue bothered Sandra the most because when asked about it in the People interview Bullock said, “The photo shocked me and made me sad. This is not the man I married. This was stupid, this was ignorant. Racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, homophobia, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life[slider title=”.”]Quote courtesy of TMZ[/slider]” Damn skippy to that Sandy!
I guess you have to give Jesse some credit for letting her go without a battle. He really had no choice, but some guys just like being pains in the ass. It’s hard to feel bad for him since he created this mess, but I’ll feel bad for any guy that loses Sandra Bullock. There’s just something about her that captivates all of us testosterone-laden-males. Jesse has finally broke his silence on the scandal. It sounds like he is a broken dude. He said:
“My whole life has been full of hard decisions.
The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.
Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go. Right now it is time for me to beat this addiction that has taken two of the things I love the most in life.
I have always taken great pride in proving people wrong. That time has come once again to show that I am not what everyone says I am. I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb. But I believe that the steps I have taken in the last 30 days are the foundation for making this happen. The lifelong commitment I am making is what being a real husband and father is all about.
I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together[slider title=”.”]Quote courtesy of PerezHilton.[/slider]”
Sorry bud, I think the ship has sailed. Time to get back to wrenching on some choppers and banging Neo-Nazi, forehead tattooed, ho bags. Oh well, he’s a guy, I’m sure he’s already targeting his next victim, but to lose a girl like Sandra Bullock will probably affect him for the rest of his life. You’ve been taught a lesson in commitment…
E.B. “Making you a better geek, one post at a time!”