The same group that brought us the Vader vs. Hitler rap battle, have now released a lyrical battle between Honest Abe Lincoln, and Chuck “The Man Who Gargles with Honey” Norris.  Honestly, is this even a fair fight?  You have one of the most caring icons in the World versus a man who sleeps with his pillow under his gun.  Abe lost this battle before it even started.  Sure Abe Lincoln has his faced etched into the side of a mountain, but so would Chuck if granite was strong enough to become his beard!  Just like everything else in life Chuck is a master of rap battling.  I think Abe gave him a run, but it’s almost impossible to beat a man in any form of competition who wipes his as* with an 8×10 sheet of plywood.  Check it out below, I dare you to say Chuck didn’t win.  You’ve been wondering if any man could ski uphill until you thought about Chuck Norris…


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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.