Death Star Architect Makes a Case for His Exhaust Port Design

The Dorkly YouTube channel has released a hilarious 8-bit animated Star Wars parody, which gives the architect of the first Death Star a chance to explain his design, and to throw shade on a few other Imperials who he considers to be more responsible for allowing a farm boy to blow up the moon-sized space station.

I have to admit that the architect brings up more than a few valid points, such as the fact that the torpedoes literally had to bend at a 90 degree angle once they were inside the exhaust port, which is impossible without space wizards. He also shits on Vader for not being able to blow up a farm boy’s X-Wing in the first place to prevent the explosion. The ending continues the cheekiness, so head on up above to check out this funny Star Wars parody.


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