Fat Guys Make Great Coin Holders

Do you remember those Pac-Man like coin purses that you used to have as a kid so you wouldn’t lose your lunch money?  Oh, you couldn’t afford to eat lunch when you were young?  My bad!  Anyway, much like these change purses, some fatso has found a great way to store some spare coins.  He uses his lack of a diet and resulting obese belly button as a storage medium!  See, being a tub of lard does have its advantages!  Don’t let all those health nuts tell you that being obese will get you nowhere, because they’re lying!  You’ll always have the Internet to showcase your gluttony, and the magical powers it gives you like high-blood pressure and a great place to keep some quarters!  You’ve been looking for that $5 in quarters…


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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.