Fifty Shades is a fantastic book series that has zero glaring issues, addresses social issues in reasonable ways, and is a great read. Sarcasm. The movies are pretty awful as cinematic pieces themselves, they don’t seem to offer anything for anyone. There’s barely any kinky stuff, in relation to boring couple stuff and weird stalker shit from the titular asshat, Christian Grey. The acting is laughable most of the time, stiff as hell the rest of the time, the first movie ended like a door slamming in your face, and it’s really just not a joy to have to sit through. Well, maybe ironically it is, if you like watching bad movies with a little bit of soft porn (kinky missionary). Check out the honest trailer above, laugh, then watch the movie, laugh more, and cringe a little!
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