Find Out What Xur From Destiny 2 Does In His Free Time With New Gaming in Real Life Short

The Warp Zone broke out a gaming in real life short today, and it parodies Destiny 2. In particular, it has a little fun at Xur’s expense, because the main plot of the short is to show what the gear dealer does in his free time when he’s not trying to sell Guardians the same stuff over and over every weekend.

The short is pretty cheeky, and if you’ve played Destiny long enough to be burned by Xur, then you’ll surely appreciate the jokes it throws at you. I for one figured he was a slacker, but this video confirms my suspicions with visual proof. It just goes to show that the early bird gets the worm when it comes to snagging rare Guardian gear, but Xur definitely isn’t one of those types of birds.

Head on up above to check out Xur’s daily life when he’s not slinging the same shit over and over at the Tower.


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