I Predict That NBA Baller Beats for Kinect Will Blow and Break Sh*t

It’s official.  Developers still have no idea on what types of games to make for the kinect motion controller.  Majesco has announced today their upcoming NBA game for Microsoft’s toy, and the game promises that you’ll be able to play ball just like you do on an actual court.  My question is, who the f*ck wants to dribble a basketball in the tiny confines of their gaming cave pretending to play basketball?  I mean come on, sure the concept sounds neat, but let’s be real people.

I can already see the lawsuits forming from gamers who lost control of their ball and it smashed their TV, or a window.  How about when little Jimmy smashes his Sister’s face with an errant dribble?  I just don’t think NBA Baller Beats is the title that will finally showcase the kinect’s powers to their fullest extent.  You can watch the debut trailer of this abortion below.  You’ve been wondering what corporate suit at Majesco thought that this was a good idea…

NBA Baller Beats Teaser Trailer, Narrated by Common


[#ff entbuddha] “Making you a better geek, one post at a time!”

Via [MajescoGames]


Tags : kinectNBA Baller BeatsWTF
Matt Heywood

The author Matt Heywood

Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.