The mashed YouTube channel has released a funny, but unfortunately not true take on Destiny’s inconsistent loot system, which has gotten better in The Taken King, but still far from perfect.
The cartoon offers a look at what many of us would like to do to the Cryptarch when he gives us crappy loot for the tough as nails Nightfall missions, which is always frustrating and sometimes utterly defeating. It’s just too bad this is a parody, and not real life, because I know I’d definitely do what the Guardian does to the Cryptarch if I were given the option to. That blue faced dick has robbed me of many hours of my life thanks to his random loot system, which to this day can still give you gear for the wrong class after you suffer through another repetitive, yet addicting Destiny mission.
Head on up to have a laugh at the Cryptarch’s expense.
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