‘Jersey Shore’ Meatballs, I Mean Cast, to Get Police Protection
It seems the “Jersey Shore” cast will get an extra, 8-10 off-duty cops, to baby sit them while they make asses out of themselves on MTV this summer. Anyone that has become dumber by watching this show probably isn’t surprised that the cast needs some protection. These jerkoffs spent half of season 1 fighting somebody while out on the town. They’re your stereotypical Jersey Guidos, a bunch of Tommy Tough Guy, mafia wannabes.
I kind of hate myself for watching it, but like most Americans I’m addicted to watching the train wrecks that reality stars call their lives. Maybe I’m addicted to that douche-chill feeling that accompanies all reality TV. You know the feeling where you feel bad for the people you’re watching on TV embarrassing themselves, yet their douchey behavior is making you physically sick while doing so? It’s kind of like looking at a 90 year old person naked. You know it’s wrong but that little devil in you keeps prodding you to keep staring.
Awkwardness aside, season two of “Jersey Shore” starts filming this July. If you happen to be in New Jersey during that time make sure to egg on one of the meatball cast members into a scuffle. It’s always fun to watch drunk people get tough. If you’re up for it go ahead and punch Snookie in the face. She’s down for some man on woman hate crimes.
Why do we make people like this famous…