A new demo video for Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword was debuted at Gamescon last week, and although it didn’t glitch out like the E3 stage demo it still perplexed me. It’s not that it’s a confusing video, it’s the fact that the guy doing the demo looks like he is furiously beating off while playing the game. Most Wii games make you look silly and epilleptic, but with the odd camera angle in this specific demo gamers look like they’re trying to let the poison out.
Maybe Link has a new swrod technique called jerking-off, and that’s why the gamer is feverishly whacking thin air with his Wiimote. Take a look for yourself below, and if you ever make a Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword demo make sure to capture all of the gamer in the frame. You’ve been caught wheeling one out to Princess Zelda you perv…
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