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NSFW: Portal Rap Song Introduces Some Creative Uses for the Portal Gun

There’s a new rap song floating around called “Wish I had a Portal Gun” that features a catchy beat, and some off the wall lyrics.  At first you’ll think that it’s just a cute little rap, but then at the end you get hit with a “WTF” moment that will make you second guess if you just heard and saw what you thought you did.  Being of dirty mind and holding onto my strong passion for childish humor I couldn’t help but smile while watching this song’s music video.  It really would be awesome to have a Portal gun from Aperture Science, but I’d have to think about the very last use for it that this song suggests in graphic detail.  Are you interested in seeing for yourself what I’m talking about?  Good, I knew you still enjoyed d*ck and fart jokes too!  Check it out below.  You’ve been given a whole new use for portals…

Wish I had a Portal Gun

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Matt Heywood

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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of EntertainmentBuddha.com where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.