Proof That Bulletstorm’s Dialogue Is the Most Profane Ever

When I posted my review of Bulletstorm one of my complaints was the over abundant use of the word d*ck in the game’s dialogue.  I still stand by that critique, and it’s not because I’m some righteous person who believes in a sterile society, but after hours of gaming where all you hear is d*ck this d*ck that, the humorous banter starts to get old fast.  Luckily, the guys over at Normal Level took the time to create a montage of all of the foul language found in the Bulletstorm campaign.  It provides a great sample of what you’ll hear throughout your quest to beat Bulletstorm.  Check it out below and make sure you have the volume turned down if you’re in a public place, or someone may think you have a d*ck fetish.  You’ve been wondering if using the phrase “teenage poontang” in a game could be considered illegal in some states…



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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.