Ok, it may just be a realistic looking Porg cake, but the Star Wars: The Last Jedi Director definitely took pleasure in sawing its face in half and stabbing it in its gut with a big ass knife. I don’t think angry Star Wars fans will have an issue with it, in fact, they’ll probably think it’s Rian’s best work.

Anyway, this footage is from a Disney celebration for Star Wars: The Last Jedi to honor the film’s success. The cake really does look like a real Porg, which helps to sell the illusion that Rian murdered one of his creations gleefully. He does get into it though, it’s almost as if he knew the Internet would get a kick out of him dissecting one of the more controversial inclusions in Star Wars lore. I for one loved the Porgs and though they were used perfectly, but there are others who equate them to ewoks and like to bitch about them, so this video is truly for that camp.

Head on down below to check out the massacre.

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