I’m hoping by now that you’ve seen a shaker weight in action. It’s the obscene looking device that makes you look like you’re jerking off while supposedly working out. The shaker weight falls into the exercise gimmick category for lazy people that don’t want to do real work, and I’m amazed that this thing even sells. I hope people that buy shaker weights are doing it for a prank and not serious calorie burning. Unless you want Popeye like forearms, which is about the only physical improvement that the shaker weight could perform.
FoD has a parody of this device with the upgraded Shaker Weight Hydro, which shoots out liquid while you’re jerking it. It takes a disturbing image and dials up the sexual innuendo factor by 10. I still can’t believe that the actual Shaker Weight sells (The Hydro version is fake silly)! Oh it’s so easy to take advantage of slugs! Check out the hydro version below with all of its spewing glory. You’ve been amazed at what people will buy into because they’re bums…
E.B. “Making you a better geek, one post at a time!”