Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Teaser is Everything We’ve Come to Expect

Why stop at two? SyFy released the first teaser trailer for it’s campy, fantastic, terrible, can’t-look-away-even-if-you-wanted-to train wreck that is Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! TV movie. If you haven’t been on the Internet over the last couple of years, Syfy released two prior movies that involved tornado filled sharks that run rampant on various U.S. cities. This third installment (no one knows how many there will be, because nothing like this has caused such a stir) befalls upon our nation’s capital, and causes President Mark Cuban (yep) to take up arms as he and Sharknado expert Ian Zeiring turn the White House into a western saloon shootout.

It should also be noted, to my disappointment, that it appears Tara Reid has chosen to forego her circular saw hand from the last film, into something that looks a bit more traditional. Maybe she thought she didn’t need the saw anymore, but who is she kidding. Best case scenario is she has a briefcase filled with various, interchangeable weapons. Fingers crossed.

The film airs on SyFy on July 22nd, and be sure to check back before then for my 2nd annual “Sharknado Drinking Game” rules that are way to much fun to create. Ideas welcome in the comment section below, or tweet your suggestions to us on Twitter @entbuddha.

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Nick was born and raised in Amish country, has a beard, but isn’t Amish. He’s a fan of winter as long as he’s at the top of a mountain with a board under his feet. He’s an avid sports fan, movie junkie, tv bum, and music enthusiast who still purchases CDs for some reason.