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“Spartacus Blood and Sand”: Soft Core Porn?

I watched the second episode of my new favorite show, “Spartacus Blood and Sand”, and came to the conclusion that it is the best TV show ever!  Within the first 5 minutes of this episode I felt like I was watching a porno directed by Rob Zombie.  Back in those days people must have  really liked to hump.  The Roman society was definitely a peculiar one, but I am absolutely captivated by it.

I came across one critic accusing the producers of the show for creating a porno.  After watching the first two episodes I kind of agree, but unlike that douchebag, I think it’s freaking awesome.  This isn’t just because I’m a male and programmed to respond to boobies, but it’s absolutely amazing that life used to be this way.

The show’s creators warn you before watching that although graphic, the lifestyle portryaed in the show is true to the culture of that era.  No wonder the Roman empire crumbled from the inside out.  Romans were all about status, politics, booze, and tons of sex.  Kind of sounds like another great empire doesn’t it?

It seems the Romans also had their own unique style of foreplay for those couples who have been together for awhile.  It involves having their female slaves [slider title=”fluff”]Fluff – The art of having someone arouse you sexually, but as a job not because they want to.  Used widely in pornos that feature gang-bangs.  Trust me I’m not making this shit up.[/slider] the husband and wife individually rather them doing it to each other.  This is depicted very clearly in a scene between that funny guy from “The Mummy”, and Xena The Warrior Princess in episode two of, “Spartacus Blood and Sand”.  This just goes to show you how disassociated the Roman people were from reality.  They really felt above the law and privileged like no other race.  All good things come to an end.

If you haven’t heeded my advice and started watching this show yet you’re missing out.  Ladies fear not.  It’s not all geared towards us penis possesors.  There’s plenty of oiled up naked dudes to look at as well.  I can’t wait to see which form of perversion will be in episode three!

You’ve been enlightened…

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Matt Heywood

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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of EntertainmentBuddha.com where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he's not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB's Star Wars Time podcast show.