Alpacalypse is a game about alpacas, in case you couldn’t figure that out, specifically one, Al Pacone, and apparently, he’s real pissed.

The teaser for the game features our furry, stoic, pissed off protagonist chewing up and spitting out mere weakling humans all over the ground, followed by letting us know that the game is indeed coming soon!

Is this game going to change the course of history and revolutionize Alpaca gaming as we know it? I suppose we’ll have to wait for it to actually come out to find out if its promises to be classic gaming as we always loved it without all the new-age bullshit we hate, but to also bring some serious challenge for those seeking it comes through.


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Nathaniel Smyth

The author Nathaniel Smyth

Born and raised in Plymouth, NH, Nat has been gaming since he was 3 starting on his brother’s Sega Genesis, all the way up to the Xbox One. Well rounded in a range of game genres from beat-em-ups to shooters, to role-playing-games, and more, he’s had a passion for all things gaming as long as he’s been able to hold a controller. While busy with school, sports, working, he still finds time to sit down, play, read up on the latest news, and hunt for deals on new and classic games.