The Sloppy Roethlisberger is not a S*xual Act it’s A Life Ender!

When I first saw the title of this YouTube video I figured it was just another way to poke fun at the Pittsburgh Steelers star QB, and his unfortunate behavior off the field that has ultimately tarnished his rep (at least for now, winning can make people forget i.e. Kobe).  The video is actually about a mammoth burger that would kill someone quicker than you can say, “Holy Fat F*ck Batman!”

The guys over at EpicMealTime put together this death sandwich, which clocks in with over 8,452 grams of fat and 138,226 calories!  That’s more fat and calories than most homeless people eat in a year!  Your heart would cease to exist if you somehow managed to eat this artery clogger by yourself.  I’d like to see that tubby little cherub from “Man Vs. Food” take on this meat of death.  I’d think he’d finally keel over and die from all of the food abuse he has done to himself after he ate the Sloppy Roethlisberger.

I got sick just looking at it.  This thing is basically like lopping off a huge chunk of cow flesh and infusing it with various forms of lard.  If you want to give up beef take a look at this mess of a meal below.  You’ve been thinking that the host looks like Big Ben’s retarded little brother…


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Matt Heywood

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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.