This Is Why You Don’t Go to Denny’s After the Club

I was sent this clip from my man The Oracle, and at first I thought he was trying to get me to go to Denny’s for a Grand Slam meal, but once I hit I play I saw why he sent it to me.  If you’ve ever been out at the club with some friends and then found yourself at a late night feeding palace like the Waffle House, Taco Bell, or Denny’s; then this video probably won’t surprise you.  You’ll see why we need to thin the population more aggressively, so we can start eliminating alcohol infused Tommy Tough Guys, and in the case of this video Tina Tough Gals.

Unless you’re in college folks, only shady people and grown-up losers go to Denny’s at the wee hours in the morning.  Watch the video below and learn your lesson, and white girls don’t f*ck with large black women because they’ll own you and your posse.  Guys, if you do find yourself in this situation where your girl has you involved in a hot mess A.) Dump that psycho b*tch, and B.) Do not act like the dude in this video and use the punching bag defense to protect her.  You’ve been wondering why no one working at Denny’s stepped in before all hell broke loose…




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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.