This Video Gives a Whole New Definition to Gears of War 3 Chainsaw Noobs

Yes life has been much less action packed since the Gears of War 3 Beta went dark this past Sunday, but it doesn’t mean that it’s out of gamer’s minds.  Personally, I can’t wait until September 20 so I can get back to liquefying people with my game buds, but when that happens I hope to never meet the Amazyn clan (Trust me I’m not calling them n00bs, but this tactic is n00bish).  You see, this gamer collective has become infamous over the past few days for a video of one of their matches where they didn’t fire a single shot.  Not a single f*cking shot, and they still won the match.  You might ask how is that possible?

Well, anything is possible when you have a chainsaw equipped gun, and the handy “B” button on your controller.  I can tell you that I’m impressed with the video, but if I were in a match like this I’d call them every slur in the book.  I don’t recommend making this your only offensive tactic in Gears of War 3, but unfortunately as you’ll see, it works.  You have to at least admire their teamwork, which is something you don’t see very often in a Gears of War match.  You’ve been relieved that you weren’t on the other team…


Gears 3 Match Victory Without a Shot Fired



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