Like we didn’t see this coming a mile away, but Tiger and Elin are now officially divorced. Thank God! Now Tiger can start looking like a pro-golfer again and not some two-bit hack. In all seriousness, the whole situation really blows because there are kids involved, but they’re rich, so they’ll probably be way better off than you or I can ever dream of. That’s why I don’t really feel that bad, and because I’m an emotionless rock of a man. Aren’t we all though?
The only statement released by the former couple was this, “We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future.” Except Elin actually meant, “I’m now infinitely wealthy you scumbag, so have fun blowing at golf sucker because you ain’t gonna make back the mountain of money you gave me!” For some reason that statement wasn’t released to the public. Finally, after 9 months this whole debacle is over! Boo-hoo! You’ve been happy to see a God among Men fail, epically…
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Quote taken from the AP report