Tiger and Jesse’s Mistresses to Become Reality Stars?!?
It was only a matter of time before these tabloid superstars made the jump to reality TV characters. We as a society seem to be enamored with watching people make asses out of themselves on TV, so it doesn’t surprise me that some of the mistresses from the Tiger and Jesse James scandal have been offered a chance to move from the rags to the small screen.
Michelle “Bombshell” Mcgee and Jamie “I won Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” Jungers have been approached by Bobby Goldstein, creator of “Cheaters”, to host their own reality TV show. Someone please slit my throat! Why do we continue to support these ho bags? Can we please move on to the next celebrity scandal, because the whole Jesse and Tiger cheating deal is getting stale?
I know my pleas will go unanswered, so there’s a good chance that we’ll be seeing Michelle and Jamie’s show, “Celebrity Cheaters”, sometime on a channel like VH1 or MTV, which house some of the trashiest reality TV shows on the planet. “Celebrity Cheaters” is said to focus on catching celebs in the act and exposing them for the world to see that celebs are in fact human, and not the Gods we make them out to be.
It’s a shame that we make people like Michelle “Bombshell” Mcgee and Jamie Jungers famous for acting like immoral scumbags, but such is entertainment these days. Who needs to pump millions of dollars into original shows like “Lost”, or “Spartacus Blood and Sand” when you can draw in millions of viewers for displaying the antics of regular losers on TV? We’re spiraling into the depths of garbage entertainment, damn you “Real World” for starting the reality TV show genre!!
You’ve been enlightened…