Tiger Woods is taking his tampon out and is ready to play golf again at The Memorial Tournament in Dublin, OH. This will be his first tournament since quitting at the Players Championship a few weeks ago, because his v*gina hurt. Well, it was more like his neck, but really, what is the difference? He says for the most part he’s ready to rock, and glad that his issue was just an inflammation and not a bulging disk like he first suspected.
Tiger did hint at the fact that he isn’t %100 by saying, “Still not where I want it to be, but the inflammation has calmed down. I got range of motion again. It’s a little bit sore after a good hard day of practice, but I can recover for the next day, which is good … and get back at it, repeated days in a row, which is what I haven’t been able to do consistently.” It sounds like it was more a less a case of sitting around for months on end then trying to come back and play like he is still Superman. Epic fail on that bub!
The Memorial starts this Thursday and the first round should give a very clear picture of Tiger’s health. If he’s hacking it up like he has the past couple of tourney’s I’d say he’s still feeling funky. If he plays like only Tiger can play, then I’d say watch out bitches Tiger is back. I’ll keep up on it for you, and give you my professional opinion on the matter as things play out. You’ve been inflamed from sitting on your cheating ass too long…
E.B. “Making you a better geek, one post at a time!”