Tiger Woods Pulls Himself Out of Players – He’s Falling Apart!
Tiger Woods just pulled himself out of The Players Championship due to injury. Supposedly, it may be an issue with a bulging disc in his neck. I guess he shouldn’t have been getting freaky with all those hizzoes after all? I’ll admit he’s the best golfer of my time, but doesn’t it seem like Karma is kind of biting him in the ass right now? Sure he did well at Augusta, but he still didn’t look like the golfer we know him to be. Then he goes to Quail Hollow and shoots the worst 9 of his life, and now he tapped out of a tourney that he wasn’t remotely close to being in contention. Before he wussed out today he was already 2 over-par.
I think Elin has a Tiger Woods Voodoo doll over in Switzerland. This streak of bad luck and shitty golf is starting to concern me. He’s really starting to look human, and the chances of him beating Jack’s record are slimming slightly. He could very well get it together again one day, but right now things don’t look so hot, especially if he has to have surgery on his neck. Tiger, you’ve been hexed…
E.B. “Making you a better geek, one post at a time!”