Tiger Woods Still Getting His Balls Busted and They’re not the Round White Ones

Tiger Woods is back at it this week playing in the Quail Hollow Championship in North Carolina.  He attended a press conference today where he still is getting grilled about his little scandal and PED speculations.  He was asked about why he was hanging out with Nickelback to which he replied that they’re friends.  Are we that desperate to get some more life out of the Tiger Woods sex scandal?

It’s over people, the story no longer has any luster.  It won’t, until Elin finally divorces him, and even then it should fade away quickly.  I guess the paparazzi haven’t had their fill yet though because when asked if life is getting back to normal Tiger said, “There’s paparazzi everywhere, at home, helicopters here and there, people driving by, paparazzi camping out in front of the gates. That hasn’t changed.”  Paparazzi are like lice and we are the scalps that keep them alive by eating up their pics and news about celebs, so I guess it’s our fault that these dingbats exist.

Tiger is set to tee off tomorrow, and hopefully he’ll win the Quail Hollow Championship, so news about him will slowly start to focus on his gift, rather than his follies.  If you want to catch the press conference check out an edited version below.  You’ve been violated paparazzi style…


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