Someone must have missed his flight to Comic-Con yesterday and decided to rob a bank instead. Some bozo fully dressed as Darth Vader robbed a bank in New York yesterday. This dude fully embraced the darkside when he donned the black helmet and held up a Chase bank with his blaster. I’m disappointed he didn’t try and hold up the place with his fake lightsaber, but I give him an “A” for effort.
I’m pretty sure Vader got away and hasn’t been captured yet. Witnesses said he took off on a bicycle with the cash in a brown paper bag. I guess his Tie-Fighter was in the shop, so he had to roll old-school. This guy definitely took his fanboy love of Star Wars to a whole new level. You’ve been robbed by the Dark Lord of the Sith…
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