Some dude in Cleveland has invented a device that uses your kinetic energy from motion, and transforms it into usable electricity to charge USB powered devices. Whoever said Cleveland can’t succeed without Lebron? It’s actually a pretty ingenious device, and it will be perfect for anyone who likes to be active while still using their toys. Speaking of toys, the nPower Peg really looks like a dildo! I think the female reporter has some uses for this device that she isn’t telling us about.
Outside of it’s phallic shape, the nPower Peg is quite a nice device. It’ll keep you green, healthy, and charged up. If I actually enjoyed walking I sign up for one! I wonder if they can make one that I can put on my videogame controller? Help Cleveland out and buy one now, because Lebron ain’t gonna do it! You’ve been charged up by a sex toy…
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