The Masters officially begins tomorrow, and everyone’s favorite tabloid darling Tiger Woods is set to tee off in the second to the last pairing, obviously for prime TV exposure. Do you think he’ll even make the cut? After seeing him talk to the press on Monday I’m unsure. He seems to have lost the swagger that made him a God amongst men.
Mojo-less Tiger aside, who do you think will win? Could it be time for Phil “The choke monster” Mickelson, maybe Jim “How the hell does someone swing like that?” Furyk, or how about Angel “My name is pronounced Unghell” Cabrera? Either way it feels great to actually care about golf again. This should be one of the more exciting Masters in quite some time.
I feel Tiger HAS to make the cut. If he doesn’t even more of his super powers will be sucked away by the media. The anti-Tiger camps will attack like none other, and profess he’s lost his gifts due to his humping extravaganza.
Although, if he does make the cut and happens to compete on Sunday for the green jacket, I feel he’ll earn a free pass for his transgressions quicker than Lindsey Lohan can snort a line of coke. How do you feel on the subject? Check out the link below to see what the ‘experts’ think about it.
You’ve been enlightened, FORE!