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WTF? Chinese Midwife Sews Patient’s Butthole Shut

A Chinese proverb once said, “Those who don’t tip get their a*sholes sewn shut”.  That’s exactly what happened in the case of the Chen family and their midwife surnamed Zhang!  I guess Mr. Chen only gave her a $15 tip before she delivered his wife’s baby.  In an act of revenge and disgust at his cheapness, Zhang proceeded to sew Mrs. Chen’s brown-eye shut with black threads.  I’ve heard about servers spitting in your food, or yelling at you after dinner for not leaving a satisfactoy tip, but nothing as intense as some balloon knot stitching.

I’m trying to think what it would feel like to have my rusty penny sealed.  Do you think if you tried to fart it would backfire and come out your mouth?  Imagine trying to push a turd through a sewn up bunghole!  You thought constipation was painful!  I’d imagine you could use anus sewing as a torture technique.  The lesson learned here is this – people tend to suck, stay away from as many random folks as you can.  Oh, and don’t mess with Chinese midwives because you may end up having an orifice closed off that shouldn’t be.  You’ve been warned…
E.B. “Making you a better geek, one post at a time!”

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Matt Heywood is the founder and EIC of EntertainmentBuddha.com where he strives to make you a better geek, one post at a time! When he’s not scouring the Internet for interesting nuggets of awesomeness he can be found in his secret lair enjoying the latest and greatest video games, taking pictures of toys, or talking Star Wars on EB’s Star Wars Time podcast show.